{"product_id":"mouse-pad-zero-fricatives-given-funny-linguist-desk-accessory","title":"Mouse Pad — \"Zero Fricatives Given\" Funny Linguist Desk Accessory","description":"A bright, playful desk companion that brings dry humor to your workspace. This rectangular mouse pad features full-front printing with bold, warm lettering that reads “ZERO FRICATIVES GIVEN,” adding a lighthearted linguistic wink to long workdays. The smooth fabric surface lets your mouse glide with ease, while the thin, high-density foam and rubber base keep things steady during focused sessions. It’s a little everyday pick-me-up for linguists, language lovers, teachers, and anyone who enjoys clever wordplay and a tidy, colorful desk setup.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Full-front vibrant printing for strong, lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth surface for effortless mouse gliding and easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable high-density foam with an ultra-thin 1\/16\" profile\u003cbr\u003e- Rectangular one-sided print for a clean, focused design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":51292331606299,"sku":"24073410602887009796","price":7.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1487\/5518\/files\/8603459110158808570_2048.jpg?v=1762559420","url":"https:\/\/homespeechhomestore.com\/products\/mouse-pad-zero-fricatives-given-funny-linguist-desk-accessory","provider":"HomeSpeechHome","version":"1.0","type":"link"}